: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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