question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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