Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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