Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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