I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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