escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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