i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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