Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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