At least make sure they are 18
Why
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he puts the penis in happiness.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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