The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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