OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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