It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I woke up under a house in Key West
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