So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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