K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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