it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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