Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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