Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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