Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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