i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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