I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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