I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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