She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
