apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
