That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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