Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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