Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm like, not good at living.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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