So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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