Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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