ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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