Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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