I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Shame - the story of my life.
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