how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
porn star boner night. come get it.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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