I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Mom said you looked used
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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