Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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