Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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