She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Boobs speak an international language.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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