Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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