You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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