hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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