your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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