I don't think brook has ever known best
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just want nice things and good sex
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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