News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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