he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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