next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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