playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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