Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
