You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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