Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm bleeding and have questions
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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