Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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