I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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