No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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